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  No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day....
• One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, and the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all.
  Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall. -- Jefferson Airplane...
• When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth.
  -- Ben Frankli...
• To whoever finds this note - I have been imprisoned by my father who wishes me to marry against my will.
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• Looking for a cool one after a long, dusty ride, the drifter strode into the saloon.
  As he made his way through the crowd to the bar, a man galloped through town screaming, "Big Mike's comin'!...
• The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
  -- Sir George Jessel...
• What's seven feet tall and runs around the Himalayas with a light saber? A Yeti Knigh
• You will soon meet a tall dark handsome stranger.