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  He looks at everything and says "This adventure has lasted too long....
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  And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel!...
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  The feeling passes, but something seems different....
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  His legs seem like the massive trunk of the oak tree....
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  Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess....
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  You hear a hollow voice say, "Please don't climb the walls....
• One day this guy is finally fed up with his middle-class existence and decides to do something about it.
  He calls up his best friend, who is a mathematical genius....