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• Wizards encounter periods of crisis from time to time.
  It comes with the job, right along with the robes and the pointy hat....
• OS/2 /O S too/ n. The anointed successor to MS-DOS for Intel 286- and 386-based micro
  proof that IBM/Microsoft couldn't get it right the second time, either....
• The ratio of the time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.
• OS/2: /O S too/ n. The anointed successor to MS-DOS for Intel 286- and 386-based micro
  proof that IBM/Microsoft couldn't get it right the second time, either....
• Faculty purchases of equipment and supplies always increase to match the funds available, so these funds are never adequate.
  -- Thomas L. Marti...
• When there are sufficient funds in the bank account, cheques take two weeks to clear.
  When there are insufficient funds, cheques clear overnight. -- Gerard's Law...
• Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
• Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. -- Parkinson's First Law
• Anti-Sabbatical: A job taken with the sole intention of staying only for a limited period of time (often one year).
  The intention is to raise enough funds to partake in another, more personally meaningful activity such as watercolor sketching in Crete or designing computer knit sweaters in Hong Kong....