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• The faculty expands its activity to fit whatever space is available, so that more space is always required.
  -- Thomas L. Marti...
• The professional quality of the faculty tends to be inversely proportional to the importance it attaches to space and equipment.
  -- Thomas L. Marti...
• Sufficient monies to the job correctly the first time are usually not available
  however, ample funds are much more easily obtained for repeated major redesigns....
• Conservative: "Deficit? Cut school lunch funds!
• Do not leave funds without collecting a receipt.
• Fundamentalist: One who's mental and wants your funds.
• Management directs and controls change. -- Thomas L. Marti
• Administration maintains the status quo. -- Thomas L. Marti
• When there are sufficient funds in the bank account, cheques take two weeks to clear.
  When there are insufficient funds, cheques clear overnight. -- Gerard's Law...