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• Some women should be beaten regularly, like gongs. -- Noel Coward
• Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward! Seagoon: Only in the holiday season.
  Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward!...
• Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar; never spread it around like marmalade.
  -- Noel Coward...
• As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.
  -- Noel Coward...
• If the critics unanimously take exception to one particular scene it is advisable to move that scene to a more conspicuous place in the program.
  -- Noel Coward...
• Everybody worships me, it's nauseating. -- Sir Noel Coward
• The higher the buildings, the lower the morals. -- Noel Coward
• It is extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Noel Coward
• Look! Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.