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Sunday Morning In Arizona Is Just Like Sunday Morning In Connecticut, Only More Bowlegged.
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Sunday morning in Arizona is just like Sunday morning in Connecticut,
only more bowlegged.
-- Jack Douglas
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Sunday morning hockey...The church of the little black disk.
Monday morning is when we look back wistfully on the good old days..... Saturday and Sunday.
Kent: Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
The government calls it the "army", but a more alarmist name would be -- "The Killbot Factory....
How to tell time by children: When they're very sleepy, it's time to go to school.
When they never felt more wide awake in their lives, it's time for the late late late late late movie....
Study demonology with an enemy this Sunday.
Crankiness....for me it's just as natural as morning
Only that day dawns to which we are awake. There is more day to dawn.
The sun is but a morning star. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walde...
Every morning is a Smirnoff morning.
Ah, the morning horoscope. "Today will be a day like every other day" -- D'oh!
It just gets worse and worse....