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Apologies, Captain. I Seem To Have Reached An Odd Functional Empass.
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Apologies, Captain. I seem to have reached an odd functional empass.
I am stuck.
-- Data, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
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Not a moment too soon Jean...I mean Captain. -- Dr. Crusher, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4
Yankee traders, I like the sound of that. Well sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue or look anything like Uncle Sam.
-- Riker and Data about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Delighted you're feeling better, Captain. The Admiral and I were worried about you....
Timothy: "Data, are there any other androids in Starfleet?
Data: "No. I am the only one." Timothy: "How come you're not captain?...
Picard: "Data, you're moving about in a very...well, *android* way.
Data: "I am sorry, Captain. I will be more careful....
Data: "Counselor, hopefully you will be able to determine whether I am reaching Captain Picard.
-- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3...
Data: "I am unable to penetrate the base systems command structure, Captain.
-- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3...
Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir? Breaks my heart.
-- Data and Geordi about the Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
I say fight, sir. There's nothing shameful in falling to a superior enemy.
And nothing shameful in a strategic retreat either....