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Swahili, N.: The Language Used By The National Enquirer To Print Their Retractions.
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Swahili, n.:
The language used by the National Enquirer to print their
retractions.
-- Johnny Hart
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Swahili, n.: The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions.
-- Johnny Ha...
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