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• I took Brad Templeton out to lunch one day, and afterwards, we stopped by a bakery to bring eleven doughnuts back to the office.
  The baker offered a free sticky bun to pad our order to an even dozen, and Brad refused the bun....
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  Some of them were given choices. -- Johnny Hart's comic strip B.C....
• Let me get this straight: The less I hit the ball, the better I am doing .
  .. Then why do it at all? -- Johnny Hart ("BC")...
• Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C.": "If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around?
  Some of them were given choices....
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  Some of them were given choices. -- from Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C....
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  -- Johnny Ha...