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• Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run.
  Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!...
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me eighty-five dollars.
  That's why in the Navy the captain goes down with the ship. -- Dick Gregory...
• Invictus Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul.
  In the fell clutch of circumstance, I have not winced nor cried aloud Under the bludgeoning of chance...
• When the dragons grow too mighty To slay with pen or sword, I grow weary of the battle And the storm I walk toward.
  When all around is madness And there's no safe port in view, I long to turn my path homeward To stop a while with you....
• Quote #328 I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer.
  Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion....
• I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
  -- Dick Marti...
• I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.
  I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me....
• Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.