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Swimming Is Too Much Like...bathing. -- Worf, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
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Swimming is too much like...bathing.
-- Worf, "Conspiracy", stardate 41775.5
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Do Klingons fear death as much as humans? I could snap your neck in a second, but it wouldn't be as much fun.
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..sir? -- Lt. Cmdr Remmick and Worf, "Coming of Age", stardate 41416.2...
Computers are a Discordian Conspiracy. -- Rule #5
WADE A modified version of swimming for when you either just don't feel like actual swimming
have a paranoid fear of sharks or man-eating tuna, or have happened to arrive at the beach with a severe lack of bathing apparatus....
You two have successfully divided the evening between you.
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Locutus: "Worf, Klingon species, a warrior race. You too will be assimilated.
Worf: "The Klingon Empire will never yield!" Locutu...
Beverly: "At least I have an idea of what I'm doing here.
Kristin: "But, what about me? I mean I'm a patient in a bathing suit....
It is too dangerous, you must not go alone. Hey, I'm your cha'DIch.
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They have been the living, breathing backbone of this ship for over three years!...