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A Portrait Of J. Pierpont Flathead Hangs On The Wall.
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A portrait of J. Pierpont Flathead hangs on the wall.
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I'm rich and you aren't, so there! -- J. Pierpont Flathead, Bank of Zork
First impressions are of major importance in business matters. -- J. Pierpont Finch
Every man's work is a portrait of himself.
You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?...
The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?...
The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?...
hello, wall! excl. See wall.
You may be redneck... if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.