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You May Be Redneck... If There's An Velvet Elvis Portrait In Your Home.
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-- You may be redneck...
if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
Related:
You may be redneck... if there's an Elvis portrait over the fireplace.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet paintings above your mantle.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if someone in your family is an Elvis impersonator.
You may be redneck... if your home is mobile but your car isn't.
You may be redneck... if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your home.
You may be redneck... if your home comes with whitewall tires.
You may be redneck... if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides.