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• Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from your boss.
• GURU: A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the phone call you are about to receive from your boss.
• OK, you want to call the Vice President, Dial 1-800-DAN WHO?
• The number you call from has been disconnected.
• There was a phone call for you.
• There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and goofing off.
  Your boss wants to see you immediately....
• I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card.
  But as Mark Twain once said, "You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word....
• I'll tell you one person who doesn't think we've wasted our money on $
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• Quote #453 "We had a couple of demos [of Windows 95] and took the disks out back to burn 'em.
  Had a nice fire, too." -- Paul Rakowicz, senior vice president of corporate systems for Document Processing Systems, Inc....