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OK, You Want To Call The Vice President, Dial 1-800-DAN WHO?
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OK, you want to call the Vice President, Dial 1-800-DAN WHO?
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I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
I'm Dan Quayle, who are you? -- Vice President Dan Quayle, greeting a woman at a Hardee's restaurant with a handshake.
She responded, ``I'm your Secret Service agent.''...
This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States!
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/2/88, (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle trying to convince reporters that the economy was doing better because a Burger King had a 'now hiring' sign in the window....
Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back.
You can't do that. It's gone, gone forever....
Systems programmer: A person in sandals who has been in the elevator with the senior vice president and is ultimately responsible for a phone call you are to receive from you boss.
Want to speak with Fawn Hall or Ollie North? They have an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-WE SHRED