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Piss me off - Pay the consequences!
You really piss me off.
A surprise drug test will really piss you off.
I drink from the vial marked `POISON' on the off chance that someone put a potion of extra healing in by accident.
We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.
-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_...
Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first!
Your majesty is like a stream of bat's piss.
Your piss poor planning is not necessarily my emergency!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh.................