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I Drink From The Vial Marked `POISON' On The Off Chance That Someone Put A Potion Of Extra Healing In By Accident.
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I drink from the vial marked `POISON' on the off chance that someone put
a potion of extra healing in by accident.
Related:
A glowing potion is too hot to drink.
Tagline: Your last chance to piss someone off.
There is no such thing as chance; and what seem to us merest accident springs from the deepest source of destiny.
-- Schiller (1759-1805)...
I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing powe
Rachel: Fine. [on the phone] Hi! Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
Ross: No anchovies. Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies....
After a heated argument on some trivial matter Nancy [Astor] .
. . shouted, "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee!...
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it....
Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....