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• If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
  -- Martin Mull...
• Don't wake me up too soon... Gonna take a ride across the moon... You and me.
• If you wake up and find yourself a success, then you haven't been asleep.
• You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday. -- Garfield
• It's amazing how much better you feel once you've given up hope.
• To shake people up, to wake them from their sleep, while knowing you are committing a crime and that it would be a thousand times better to leave them alone
  ince when they wake, too, you have nothing to offer them... -- E.M. Ciora...
• Honk if you feel better than James Brow
• May you wake up in the morning next to a dead orangutan.