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Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough
cheese
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada"
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Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
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Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet.
Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada...
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof.
-- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. -- National Lampoon, _Deteriorata_
That's not funny, that's sick! -- National Lampoo