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• Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely get your Feet wet.
  Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face....
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada...
• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. -- National Lampoon, _Deteriorata_
• Confidence is simply that quiet assured feeling you have before you fall flat on your face.
• Confidence is simply that quiet, assured feeling you have before you fall flag on your face.
  -- Dr. L. Binde...
• Your cup will runneth over with love. Everything will get wet!