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• Money can't buy happiness. It buys things that make you happy.
• I'd do anything to make you happy, but you're asking too much.
• Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• You can't be happy if you do things different when you do them than when you discuss them.
• This life is yours. Take the power to choose what you want to do and do it well.
  Take the power to love what you want in life and love it honestly....
• What do you take me for, an idiot?
  -- General Charles de Gaulle, when a journalist asked him if he was happy...
• If you would be happy when others about you are not, while they count their troubles, you should take time out to count your blessings.
• Dear Mr. Fantasy, play us a tune, something to make us all happy.
  Do anything, take us out of this gloom. Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy....
• Homer: Oh, I'm sure I'd be a third wheel. Ned: Ho ho, no sir-ee, we'd be happy as heads to ha.
  .. Homer: [sternly] _I_ would make it my _business_ to be a third wheel....