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Talk About Giving...each Day, Some 7,000 Tons Of Wool Are Produced By The Sheep Of This World, And Someone Comes Around And Deprives Them Of It.
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Talk about giving...each day, some 7,000 tons of wool are produced by the
sheep of this world, and someone comes around and deprives them of it. I
think the name is Pendleton, but I am not sure.
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