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• Taxes, n.: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
• TAXES: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
• The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
• Of the two classic certainties, death and taxes, death is preferable.
  At least you're not called in six months later for an audit. -- Bill Vaugha...
• Microsloth Windows /mi:'kroh-sloth` win'dohz/ n. (Variants combine {Microshift, Macroshaft, Microsuck} with {Windoze, WinDOS}.
  Hackerism(s) for `Microsoft Windows'. A thirty-two bit extension and graphical shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition....
• The problem is that in life you end up with only one of two thing
  a) RESULTS, or b) THE REASONS YOU DID'T GET THEM. -- Carl Frederick "e...
• Freeman's Extension: . . . but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.