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• Prosecutor: Betting slips, indicating that you've lost substantial sums of money on sports gambling.
  Krusty: [dramatically] Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?...
• Guard: Authorization code? Bob: [sounding like Colonel Hapablap] Code?
  Son, this is Colonel Hapablap. That fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura....
• Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
  Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
• Loo slips sink ships ...
• Loo slips stink ships!
• Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowle
• Someone should tear him down and put up a human being. -- Alan Alda, M.A.S.H.
• Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in Shelbyville on Friday night -- Wiggum
  [interrupting] The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonald's....
• Sigmund's wife wore freudian slips.