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• Mr. Simpson, was that you taking that cowardly dive into that display of heavily-salted snack treats?
  -- Prosecutor at Krusty's trial, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: [holding a gun] Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
  Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery....
• Comedy, thy name is Krusty. -- Bart, "Krusty Gets Busted
• Bart: I bet I can prove Krusty's innocent, but... [meekly] I need your help.
  Lisa: [genuinely not knowing] You do? Why? Ba...
• Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
  -- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
  [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...
• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
  !" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With all our hearts!...
• Homer: Bart, you know that guy on your lunchbox? Ba
  Oh, you mean Krusty the Clown? Homer: He's sort of a hero of yours, isn't he?...
• Krusty has small feet. Like all good-hearted people. -- Bart in "Krusty Gets Busted