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• The phone call you're waiting for comes the minute you go out the door.
  -- Law of Telephone Dynamic...
• You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. -- Al Capone
• Go as far as you can see, and when you get there, you will see farther.
• The farther you go, the less you know. -- Lao Tsu, "Tao Te Ching
• If you get on the telephone and call an onion to hear a ring, you are a truly sick person.
• Law of Telephone Dynamics: The phone call you keep waiting for comes the minute you're out the door.
• There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program
  Your tax dollar will go farther. -- Werner von Brau...
• When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...