Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Television Is Ruining Your Life.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Television is ruining your life.
Related:
Drugs are ruining your life.
Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television.
-- Cal Keega...
No matter how much you try to avoid it, you will spend at least five minutes of your life watching Mr.
T on television....
TELEVISION Just a small box that sits in the corner of the room, but still manages to dominate your life.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje
Theatre is life - Film is art - Television is furniture.
Theatre is Life Cinema is Art Television is Furniture.
picture shows a green line] Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust your picture. _We_ are controlling the transmission....