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• Movies: A place where people talk behind your back. -- "Laughs Unlimited
• Home is where the television is.
• Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Things Hackers Detest and Avoid: IBM mainframes. Smurfs, Ewoks, and other forms of offensive cuteness.
  Bureaucracies. Stupid people. Easy listening music....
• If you learn to watch people, you will have no need for movies. -- G.I.G.
• Bart, in this ward are the children who have been hurt by imitating stunts they saw on television, movies, and the legitimate stage.
  -- Dr. Hibert, "Bart the Daredevil...
• An idea is not responsible for the people who believe it. -- Don Marqui
• Babies are such a nice way to start people. -- Don Herold
• Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
  -- Dave Barry...