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• Dr. H: This little boy broke his leg trying to fly like Superman.
  This boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicking a recent TV wrestling match....
• Take a rest, have yourself a wowwipop. -- Dr.
  Hibert's prescription for the mumps, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Murdoch: [tries to give a thumbs-up sign] Doc, I heard a snap.
  Dr. Hibert: Hm. I'm afraid the bone is broken. Well, that's all of them!...
• Lewis: Oh no, he's hurt. ?: Bad. Millhouse
  Let's get out of here! -- kids after Bart hurts himself doing a stunt, "Bart the Daredevil...
• I'm sorry Bart. But if you got hurt or died, despite the extra attention I'd receive, I'd miss you.
  -- Lisa, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Dr. Hibert: I guess you'll be missing a week of school, young lady.
  Lisa: Oh no. I don't want to fall behind my class....
• Ladies and gentlemen, the ten-year old who's brave and bold, when he's not in class, he's risking his ass, the world's greatest daredevil, Bart Simpson!
  -- Announcer in Bart's dream, "Bart the Daredevil...
• The world's greatest daredevil, the man who's no stranger to danger, if he's not in action, he's in traction.
  .. Captain Lance Murdoch! -- Announcer at Monster Truck Rally, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
  Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....