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Television Was Better When It Was Radio. Now, Two Senses Are Offended.
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Television was better when it was radio. Now, two senses are offended.
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If you're offended now, try playing my message backwards.
RADIO AMATEURS do it with two meters.
Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect.
This is by far the largest group of radio and television correspondents ever assembled this far from a Los Angeles courtroom.
-- President Clinton, surveying the crowd of 1,600 -- at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association dinner (3/20/95)....
Television is a wonderful thing, and since it came along, I hardly ever watch my radio anymore.
Television has done much for psychiatry by making everyone aware of it....
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
-- Johnny Carso...
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
-- Peter De Vrie...
If it weren't for Philip T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Rush Hour....When that Fat Guy's on the Radio.