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• Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-Prayer!
• A lone dime always gets the number nearly right. -- The Phone Booth Rule
• The Phone Booth Rule: A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
• I believe you have the wrong number," said the old gentleman into the phone.
  You'll have to call the weather bureau for that information....
• Leonard Box was arrested yesterday. Somebody told him his wife was as pretty as a picture, so he hung her on the wall.
  -- Charley Weaver (Cliff Arquette)...
• The only BBS with its number scrawled on bathroom walls.
• There's nothing like a good does of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.
  -- Clare Booth Luce...
• When it comes to obscene phone calls, it's difficult to beat a wrong number between 1 and 4 A.M.
• BORN LOSER -- a guy who has a wet dream and then wakes up to find he's contracted V.D.