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• WUNST: at one time. "Ah used ta node her wunst!" -- Texan Dictionary
• Krusty: All right, now there can only be one Krusty in each territory, so I hope this works out.
  Tell me where you're from. Man 1: Georgia. Texan 1...
• BANES: a type of food. "Ah love pinto banes!" -- Texan Dictionary
• SENSE: from a past time. "It's a are sense ah had a RC!" -- Texan Dictionary
• Each man has his own vocation; his talent is his call.
  There is one direction in which all space is open to him. Ralph Waldo Emerso...
• LAGS: the lower limbs. "She got the cutest lags in town!" -- Texan Dictionary
• KWAT: lacking noise. "Ah want peace an kwat aroun here!" -- Texan Dictionary
• Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
  -- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
• A lanky Texan was mad because Texas had just become the second largest state in the Union, so he made up his mind to move to Alaska.
  He drove for three days and three nights to get there and finally he came to what looked like the state line....