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Homer: Does It Have A Deep Fryer? Bob: Four. One For Each Part Of The Chicken.
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Homer: Does it have a deep fryer?
Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpsons"
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