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• If Version 1.0 works someone goofed...
• At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the livelong day
  The eyes of Texas are upon you, You cannot get away...
• A pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll. Her question was, "Excuse me
  what do you think of the meat shortage?" In Texas, the answer was "What's a shortage?...
• How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? -- Pink Floyd
• You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!
• The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat.
  And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?...
• Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!
• You are what you are and little can be gained by making a fool of yourself trying to be someone else, someone you are not.
  Be true to yourself....