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Thank You For Trying To Sell Me Something I Don't Want, But I Don't Have Any Surplus Hostility To Vent.
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Thank you for trying to sell me something I don't want,
but I don't have any surplus hostility to vent. Could you
please come back at a worse time?
Related:
Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise that you won't have any beer.
Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging me, I won't have any beer....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Thank you for nothing. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
viii...
Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the lo
I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer....
I love you for your beauty; love me although I am ugly. -- Miguel de Cervantes, "Don Quixote
Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there, and that he could come back at any time in any form and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!
[a bus pulls up; Willy gets off] Willy: Boo!...
Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding] Vittorio: Grazie, grazie.
You have a brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype....
Malloy: And little Lisa: here's your saxophone. Lisa
Thank you. And thank you, Dad. You got it back -- just like you said you would....