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• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
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• When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look.
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• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
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• My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people
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