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• Ned: Oh say, you look like you were having a little trouble there.
  Homer: That shot's impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!...
• Computers make excellent and efficient servants...
• One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong golf ball on a golf course.
• Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
• You may be redneck... if you've ever filled a deer tag on a golf course.
• Golf, there's a thing that torments you and won't let you enjoy yourself.
  You've got to relax. I got out of this country's worst sand trap with just one stroke....
• If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail?
• A sand trap on the golf course is a deep depression filled with golfers who are in a deep depression.