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The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets Of Longevity 1. Don't Run For A Bus--there'll Always Be Another.
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The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets of Longevity
1. Don't run for a bus--there'll always be another.
2. Never, ever touch fried food.
3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car.
4. Eat fruit--a nectarine--even a rotten plum is good.
-- Mel Brooks
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