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1) A Backscratcher Will Always Find New Itches. (2) Time Accelerates.
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(1) A backscratcher will always find new itches.
(2) Time accelerates.
(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away.
-- Gomme's Laws
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1) A backscratcher will always find new itches. (2) Time accelerates.
(3) The weather at home improves as soon as you go away. -- Gomme's Law...
1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible. -- Alden's Law...
Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible....
Murphy's Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
(2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will....
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south....