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• There is nothing so fatal to character as half-finished tasks. -- David Lloyd George
• The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellant.
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• Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
• McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
• Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
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• The amount of flak on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject's true value.
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