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• The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
• I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minute
  eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy....
• 0477 Ever spend ten minutes trying to find a single-character error?
  0478 ... More than an hour? 0479 ... More than a day?...
• Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
  Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
• The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person.
  -- Frank Barro...
• Time is relative. Ten minutes in a dentist's chair can go by much more slowly than a two week vacation.
• A new study collected data that shows that people who snore are more likely to gain weight than are people who do not snore.
  It is well known that many people who snore also stop breathing frequently during the night for a few seconds, a condition called sleep apnea....
• Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average America
  All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards....
• Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb. -- Computing Definitio