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I'll Work From Midnight To Eight, Come Home, Sleep For Five Minute
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Homer Simpson
I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask
in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony
Related:
Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.
Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
-- Homer Simpson Lisa's Pony...
Homer: Hurry, Moe, hurry, I've only got five minutes 'til the music store closes.
Moe: Well, why don't you go there first? Homer: Hey!...
Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn. -- Homer Simpson I Love Lisa
Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
-- Homer, "Lisa's Pony...