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• The splendor of an editor's speech and the splendor of his newspaper are inversely related to the distance between the city in which he makes his speech and the city in which he publishes his paper.
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  This usage is no longer jargon (having passed into techspeak) but has given rise to some derivatives that are still jargon....
• The influence shows itself in the back of the neck. No remorse.
• 0006 Have you ever patched paper tape? -- from THE HACKER TEST
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• Duggan's Law of Scholarly Research: The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
• There is a homely adage which runs, "Speak softly and carry a big stick
  you will go far." --Theodore Roosevelt [1858-1919] Speech at Minnesota State Fair [Sept. 2, 1901]...