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• Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment.
• Would you please shut up and sit down! -- George Bush, to a grooup of POW-MIA families protesting his campaign speech in Crystal City, Va.
• Tertullian was born in Carthage somewhere about 160 A.
  D. He was a pagan, and he abandoned himself to the lascivious life of his city until about his 35th year, when he became a Christian ....
• He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty
  and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xvi, 32...
• PIG, n. An animal (_Porcus omnivorus_) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, {WYSIWYG}.
  Visual, `point-and-shoot'-style interfaces tend to have easy initial learning curves, but also to lack depth...
• I cannot give you a formula for success but I can give you the formula for failure--which i
  Try to please everybody. -- Herbert Bayard Swope (1830-1958), speech, 1950 (US newspaper editor)...
• POPULIST, n. A fossil patriot of the early agricultural period, found in the old red soapstone underlying Kansa
  characterized by an uncommon spread of ear, which some naturalists contend gave him the power of flight, though Professors Morse and Whitney, pursuing independent lines of thought, have ingeniously pointed out that had he possessed it he would have gone elsewhere....
• I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings.
  So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement....
• Never make an impromptu speech without advance warning, otherwise what you say isn't worth the paper it is printed on and will not be remembered or quoted.
  When Lincoln went to Gettysburg, he had 16 xeroxed copies of his envelope, to make sure the talk got press coverage....