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• The average American thinks he isn't. -- Anon.
• The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
  -- Sam Levenson The problem with America is that the average person always thinks she is above average....
• Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.
  -- Mark Twai...
• By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
  -- Charles Wadsworth...
• Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing horn.
• More love a mother than a father shows: He *thinks* this is his so
  how only *knows*. [Mother's baby, father's maybe?...
• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....
• Thinks he's worth.
• By day, an average person; By night a Modem Maniac!!!!!!!