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The Axe Misses And Lands Near The Bear Where You Can't Get At It.
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The axe misses and lands near the bear where you can't get at it.
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There is a little axe lying beside the bear.
It misses!
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
.. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... -- Stephen Wrigh...
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air. -- Steven Wrigh...
And where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it.
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#6 What to do... if a starship, equipped with an FTL hyperdrive lands in your backyard?...
You can find sympathy, in the dictionary, right near shit and suicide.
Smokey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires.
Goda's Truism: By the time you get to the point where you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.