The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also
believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by
spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that
living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is
a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting
your money back at the end.
-- A. Whitney Brown, The Big Picture
