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• The beach here becomes wider, curving around the bay.
  Among the rocks at the foot of the cliffs here an opening may be espied....
• About you stretches the beach of Ebosskil. The sand is unnaturally white, reflecting its strange origins in an act of magic.
  The sand continues up a hill to the west. There are signs of ruins visible to the northwest and southwest....
• Which is best? Well, I thought at first that the East was best and the West was worst.
  Then I looked again from west to east and I like the beast on the east beach least. -- Dr Sue...
• Upon an island hard to reach, the East Beast sits upon his beach.
  Upon the west beach sits the West Beast. Each beach beast thinks that he's the best beast....
• The beach was a beach we shall not name, because his private house was there
  but it was a small sandy stretch somewhere along the hundreds of miles of coastline that runs west from Los Angeles, which is described in the new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in one entry as "junky, wunky, lunky, stunky, and what's that other word, and all kinds of bad stuff, woo," and in another, written only hours later as "being like several thousand square miles of American Express junk mail, but without the same sense of moral depth....
• The beach has come to an abrupt end as it runs into a spur from the mountains overhead which extends outward into the surf.
  The only obvious direction to proceed is to the east, where the beach widens considerably....
• SAND Small grains of rock, which turn up everywhere for weeks after you've been to the beach.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• North Carolina Beach Bum here!!!
• Life's a beach!