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• The beach here stretches both to the west and to the east.
  At this point, the beach is fairly wide and is composed mostly of sand and small pebbles....
• North Carolina Beach Bum here!!!
• About you stretches the beach of Ebosskil. The sand is unnaturally white, reflecting its strange origins in an act of magic.
  The sand continues up a hill to the west. There are signs of ruins visible to the northwest and southwest....
• Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Upon an island hard to reach, the East Beast sits upon his beach.
  Upon the west beach sits the West Beast. Each beach beast thinks that he's the best beast....
• Life's a beach!
• The beach was a beach we shall not name, because his private house was there
  but it was a small sandy stretch somewhere along the hundreds of miles of coastline that runs west from Los Angeles, which is described in the new edition of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in one entry as "junky, wunky, lunky, stunky, and what's that other word, and all kinds of bad stuff, woo," and in another, written only hours later as "being like several thousand square miles of American Express junk mail, but without the same sense of moral depth....
• Around you lie the ruins of what was obviously once an enormous castle.
  The remains have so degenerated that they blend uniformly into the forbidding rocks to the north....
• Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa!
  Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...