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  And there are no inheritance or property taxes!...
• Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.
• News stories expand and time contracts, meeting inexorably each day twenty minutes after a man is supposed to be home for dinner.
  -- Ray O'Neil...
• Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks, huh?
  Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother....
• THE BEST THING TO SPEND ON YOUR CHILDREN IS TIME
• What a change a few years makes. A kid who won't allow water to go above his wrists suddenly starts taking two showers each day, each of which lasts over a half hour.
• It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it taken from you. -- M. Grundle
• It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
  They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. -- M. Grundle...
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...